Thursday, December 15, 2011

Jane Austen's Best Quotes

Yet Another Period Drama Blog


“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”

“Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?”

“I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.”

“We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”

“Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.”

“How quick come the reasons for approving what we like.”

“Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.”

“But for my own part, if a book is well written, I always find it too short.”

“I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other.”

“Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.”

And my favorite one of all, written out and tacked to my bulletin board "for all to see":

“I am not at all in a humor for writing; I must write on until I am.”

Jane Austen General Knowledge Quiz


Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Hero? or villain?


"Warthog!"

That's the word my sister Anne spits out every time John Willoughby, Esquire, shows his face on the screen during Sense and Sensibility.  Maybe it's not the most mature way of describing his character, but it does seem to fit.  Charisma, gallantry and good looks are all very well, but when a person is so despicable, those little insignificant details are trodden underfoot.

My sister and I have very strong opinions about Jane Austen's villains.  No, actually we have just one opinion.  We hate them.  Henry Crawford, John Willoughby, George Wickham, William Elliot, Philip Elton and John Thorpe are all universally disliked around here.

Unlike Queen Victoria, we are much amused by the fact that Jane Austen apparently did not like gentlemen whose names began with W (Captain Wentworth excepted).  Willoughby, Wickham, William Elliot... we sometimes consider starting a fan web site called www.janeaustenvillains.com.

You are supposed to be laughing now.

Oh, very well, have it your own way.  The imaginary web site is not the point of my post.  Rather, I wish to talk about John Willoughby and Tom Lefroy.  Specifically, I wish to tell you that I believe John Willoughby's character to be modeled after Tom Lefroy.

Now before you rise up in wrath and throw your Becoming Jane DVDs at me, let me say that I have duly read Miss Laurie's post on Tom Lefroy with great interest, and I have nothing against Tom Lefroy.  I do not mean to slight his character in this post, nor to slight Miss Austen's (or imply that she was bitter).  I am simply Making a Well-Informed Observation.

Jane Austen, as I mentioned in a previous post, was an excellent--nay, amazing--writer who drew from her own experiences, from real life, to write her novels.  Is it, therefore, "incontheivable" that she would base one of her villains on someone in real life?  Think for a moment, if you will, on the parallels between the two.

From what little we know of Jane's brief acquaintance with Tom Lefroy, we see that he was in the Steventon area visiting a wealthy Aunt.  Point number one.  I call to your attention Willoughby's rich relation Mrs. Smith, owner of Allenham.

Second point: we see Tom Lefroy as a mysterious, rather dashing personage, with whom Jane might just have fallen in love.  If she did indeed develop romantic feelings for him, it happened over a very short period of time.  Do recall Marianne's almost instantaneous affection for Willoughby when he rescued her after the ankle incident.

Third point: scandalous behavior on the part of both couples.  Marianne and Willoughby raced around on horseback, coolly toured Allenham despite the lady of the house's absence and danced with no one but each other at gatherings.  Jane and Tom danced and sat exclusively together, perhaps shocking their friends with their literary conversations about the "horrid" novel Tom Jones.

Fourth point: both young men had to suddenly go away, Willoughby to London and Tom... well, I'm not sure where Tom went, but presumably back to college.  Marianne was left heartbroken, while the more self-controlled Jane wrote lightly and brightly to her sister Cassandra of Tom's departure.  

Marianne, we remember, was quite sure that Willoughby would propose to her before he went away.  Jane wrote to Cassandra that she didn't care a sixpence for Tom Lefroy, but that if he proposed to her she would accept, if he were to get rid of his ugly white morning coat.  (Jeeves, anyone?)

Then came the time of wondering: would she ever hear from him again?  Marianne wrote effusive "notes" as she visited Mrs Jennings in London; Jane, it appears, laughed the whole thing off and started to write Pride and Prejudice.  We know that Cassandra Austen burnt many of Jane's more personal letters after Jane's death--could there have been something in those letters to divulge her real feelings? Speculation, speculation.

But then the sad part.  Willoughby, the rogue, married Miss Grey for her 20,000 pounds, while Tom was wed to a woman named Mary Paul (whose family situation I know nothing of).  I don't know if Tom married for money, but from what I've read of him it seems unlikely.  Willoughby, of course... well, we know his back story.

Here lies the biggest difference, however.  Marianne mourned, wept and refused even olives in her distress.  Jane, I think, let the whole matter drop, reconciled herself to spinsterhood and went on to write the best British literature of the nineteenth century.  Marianne ended up happy with Colonel Brandon... maybe because Jane wanted a fairy-tale ending, and knew that the only way she would get it was vicariously.

Did Jane Austen really think of Tom Lefroy as a villain?  I doubt it.  Does his behavior to her parallel that of Willoughby to Marianne (to a certain extent?) I think so.  Was Willoughby based on Tom?  Who knows?

But hey, if there were no speculation, we should be restricted only to "clouding the issue with facts."

Jane Austen's Golden Globe Acceptance



Okay, okay, so it's not really Jane Austen's speech; it's Emma Thompson's, in the style of Jane Austen. The nefarious creature did a lovely job capturing what Jane Austen might have said, IMHO, and I've gotten a good laugh from this little video (and I love the part when they start playing "Throw the Coins" when her win was announced!).

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

A Birthday Ode

To celebrate Jane Austen's birthday, my clever sister the Anne-girl (author of "Ode to the Key of F-Major") has kindly agreed to write a Birthday Ode for Jane Austen.  

A Birthday Ode
~by the Anne-girl

A birthday! How to celebrate
This most illustrious day?
We'll bring your people forward
And let them have their say.

Lizzy first
we all agree
Should be the one
to wish you glee

No, no!
"Glee" is not the word
For that with tears
your Fanny heard

Joy then,
On this your special day
We present you with:
A fond bouquet

Not hothouse flowers
Perish that!
Wild-picked these are
We saw to that.

For Marianne
Would not condone
A bunch that was
Picked at the home

Instead we must
Beside the road
Gather roses
And compose an ode.

Our fondest wishes
We do extend.
With Mr. Woodhouse
We intend,

To give to you
A gift so good
A bowl of gruel
To be your food

Our sweet Caroline
sends her regards
And Mr. Hurst
Will deal your cards

Dear Anne Elliot,
Wishes you much pleasure.
Her sister would,
But she's under the weather.

A parcel comes
from Henry T.
It's "Horrid Mysteries"
As you see.

We Janeites have
With help from others
Given you gifts
And sent you flowers

Your work we admire
Yourself we adore
And we think Mr. Collins
A total bore.

Happy Birthday and much admiration
Your fans,
The Janeites

Jane Austen Personality Quizzes

Most of you have probably taken the Jane Austen Heroines quiz, but in case you haven't, here is the link to it. I do encourage everyone to take this personality quiz and post the results on her blog! I am Elinor Dashwood... who are you?


I also encourage all of you to take the Jane Austen Secondary Heroines quiz, created by yours truly at proprofs.com. I am Jane Fairfax... who are you?

Miss Dashwood's Result: Jane Fairfax
on quiz: Which Jane Austen Secondary Heroine Are You?





You are Jane Fairfax from Emma!  A shy, pleasant and intelligent young woman, you are easily embarrassed and may or may not be saddled with an aunt who likes to brag on you.  Your taste in men is debatable, but you are a reliable and honorable girl with little nonsense about you.  Life has not treated you as well as it might have, but you deal with problems with good grace and are sure to do well in the end.  You are likable and demurely sweet, and will be a good friend to anyone.
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Monday, December 12, 2011

Happy Birthday, Jane Austen Tag Questions

Yet Another Period Drama Blog


(Disclaimer: I have not seen, nor do I endorse the movie Becoming Jane; I just thought this picture was beautiful)

To kick off JA's birthday party, I present you with the Jane Austen's Birthday tag questions! (JA stands for Jane Austen, in case you didn't already guess that.  I'm just too lazy to type "Jane Austen" every single time.  Thank heavens her name wasn't Augusta Millicent Dinglehopper.)

Feel free to post these on your blog.  I'm eager to read your answers! (I'll probably post mine later in the week.)

1 - What was the first JA novel you ever read, and who introduced you to it?

2 - Which is your least favorite JA novel, and why?  (Everybody posts about their favorites... I want to know what's at the bottom of your list!)

3 - Who do you think is the funniest character JA ever created?

4 - Which JA villain[ess] do you love to hate?

5 - What's your favorite JA quote?

6 - If you were to "start" someone on JA, which book would you recommend to them first and why?

7 - What is your absolute favorite JA film adaptation and why?

8 - If you could authorize a new film adaptation of one of JA's novels, which would it be and why?

9 - Which JA character do you most identify with?

10 - If you could have lunch with JA today, what question would you most like to ask her?

11 - Is there any one thing that you think could have been improved upon in one (or all) of JA's books?  What is it and why?

12 - If you could have lunch with one of JA's characters today, who would it be and why?

13 - (optional) Why is Miss Dashwood so fond of asking "why"?

Happy Birthday, Jane Austen!

Yet Another Period Drama Blog


And... Jane Austen's weeklong birthday party begins!

Let's begin with a little confetti, some virtual cake and ice cream, and a tribute to my most favoritest author ever. (Okay, so she's not my only most favoritest author, but she's one of them.)

Jane Austen's stories have, as the cheesy saying goes, stood the test of time.  Two hundred years have passed since her first publication (Sense and Sensibility was first printed in autumn of 1811), and she is now one of the most popular authors in the history of western civilization.

But why? What is it about this quiet woman's writing that has touched so many people?  Why is she still so wildly popular?  Why have her books been standard fare in English literature classrooms, the subject of innumerable films, the tie that binds us Janeites together?  (Stupid spell-check wouldn't accept "Janeites".  I remedied this by adding it to the dictionary immediately.)

I'm no scholar.  I'm not an expert.  I'm not Dr. Dashwood, Professor of Jane Austen's Literature and Highly Knowledgeable About Everything.  I'm just a high school student who respects, admires and aspires to be like  the Austen writer.  So take what I say with a grain of salt, and if you disagree with me, that's what my comment box is for.

Jane Austen's books were written in a contemporary setting.  Her stories take place at the end of the Georgian and beginning of the Regency eras.  Etiquette, clothing, food, transportation and language have all changed drastically since Miss Austen's era, but her works are still relevant to us in the 21st century... and this is why.  I believe that Jane Austen has remained relevant to us today because she wrote about people.

Politics change.  Lifestyles change.  Language changes.  Fashions change.  But people do not change.  Human nature has remained exactly the same as it was in Jane Austen's time (in fact, it's remained the same since Adam and Eve!) and the way people interact with each other will never change.

The first Austen book I ever read was Pride and Prejudice, when I was fourteen.  Summer 2009 was a busy and somewhat stressful season for me, yet I always felt relaxed when I curled up in a chair with P&P. I was captivated from the first page, laughing at Mr. Bennet's sparring with his wife and liking Elizabeth immediately.   I'm a very fast reader, but I stretched out P&P as long as I could. When I finally finished it, I didn't want it to end.  Something in me had connected with the characters in a way that doesn't happen often.  There are few books that touch me the way Pride and Prejudice did (among them are Anne of Green Gables, Johnny Tremain, Little Dorrit, if you're curious).  When I finished the book, my mom and I watched the 1995 A&E miniseries together, and I fell in love with the story all over again.

That was the beginning.  Over my ninth grade year, I devoured Sense and Sensibility and Emma, then read Mansfield Park and Persuasion in summer 2010.  On the ride home from our family vacation in May of this year, I laughed myself silly over Northanger Abbey. I was hooked.  The language was different from what I was accustomed to speaking, the manners and customs a bit unfamiliar.  But the people, the characters--they leapt off the page.

Elizabeth Bennet inspired and amused me.  Elinor Dashwood was a kindred spirit.  Marianne gave me opportunity to laugh and to cry.  Catherine Morland made me giggle and Anne Elliot made me think.  Fanny Price set an example for me, while Emma Woodhouse made me groan and shake my head--but I loved her anyway.  I choked with laughter over Mr. Collins and Mrs. Jennings, shook my fist at Mrs. Norris, huffed in exasperation at Sir Walter Elliot, shot imaginary arrows at Willoughby and Henry Crawford, adored Colonel Brandon and fell in love with Mr. Darcy and Mr. Knightley.  (See Abby's post for more on the subject.)

Jane Austen's characters aren't just words on a page, you see.  They are people--they are friends.

I'm forever grateful to the modest, unpretentious lady who didn't see fit to acknowledge herself as author in the first editions of her works.  She gave me a collection of volumes that are displayed with pride on my bookshelf.  She opened my eyes (albeit indirectly) to the world of period drama.  She inspired me to write.

She gave me the beginnings of yet another period drama blog... and with it, a multitude of new friends.  Without Jane Austen, I never would have cyber-met any of you.

Thank you, Jane Austen.  Happy birthday.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Quote Of The Week 10



Marilla Cuthbert: You set your heart too much on frivolous things and then crash down into despair when you don't get them.
Anne Shirley: I know. I can't help flying up on the wings of anticipation. It's as glorious as soaring through a sunset... almost pays for the thud.
Marilla Cuthbert: Well, maybe it does. But I'd rather walk calmly along and do without flying AND thud.
~Anne of Green Gables: The Sequel (1987)

Period Drama Quote Quiz Answers

And now, announcing the scores from last week's Period Drama Quote Quiz...
The Anne-girl comes in first with 26 points! Although I must say her win was not strictly fair, since she and I (being sisters) have seen all the same movies and she knows which quotes I like. :)

Second place goes to Alexandra, with 22 points, while Hayden and Miss Laurie tie for third with 21 points each. Other scores...

Melody: 17 (though she did have a hint :))
Miss Molly: 10 (also my sister, but she hasn't seen as many period dramas as I have)
Rachel: 8
Ella: 5

Thank you to everyone for playing! And now for the answers.  (Oh, and I apologize for using so many quotes from musicals... I know that technically they aren't period dramas, they're period musical comedies.  Or tragedies, depending.  Whatever.)


1) Well, he rode seven miles to bring her a wasp's nest and you don't do that for no reason!
~Miss Phoebe Browning, Wives and Daughters (1999)
(I know the picture isn't from that scene... I just like this picture)


2) She could talk the hind leg off a mule. Hmm, wouldn't that be a change around here. 
~Marilla Cuthbert, Anne of Green Gables (1985)


3) It seems to me, that if there is a bad taste in your mouth, you spit it out. You don't constantly swallow it back. ~Barbara Spooner, Amazing Grace (2006)


4) Why should I break my head about the outside world? Let the outside world break its own head! Well put, no?
 ~Mordcha the innkeeper, Fiddler on the Roof (1971)




5) If you refuse this offer, you will be the most ungrateful, wicked girl, and the angels will weep for you. ~Henry Higgins, My Fair Lady (1964)
(I was this close to posting a picture of Anthony Andrews as Prof. Higgins instead of Rex Harrison-- I restrained myself and used a movie pic)

6)
King Mongkut: I do not remember such words.
Anna Leonowens: I remember them.
King Mongkut: I will do remembering!
~The King and I (1956)



7)
Amy Dorrit: I don't think I shall ever learn to be a lady of leisure, Fanny.
Fanny Dorrit Sparkler: Now that is not the spirit, is it? Of course it is hard. It's downright boring sometimes but one just has to work at it.
~Little Dorrit (2008)

8)
Martha Sowerby: Now, what would you like to wear?  Black, black or black?
Mary Lennox: Are you blind? They're all black.  And I will not be laughed at, servant.
~The Secret Garden (1993) 
(I know this picture isn't from that scene, but it was the only one I could find with Mary and Martha.  Oh, and am I the only one that thinks Colin's name should have been Lazarus?)

9)
Emma Woodhouse: He's gone to London to have his hair cut.
Mr. Knightley: His hair cut? Imperative business indeed.
~Emma (2009)
(Yes, yes, yes, not the right scene, but such a cute picture! I snagged it from Melody's blog)

10)
Inigo Montoya: I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
The Man in Black/Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship.
~The Princess Bride (1987)


11) My dear chap, I never would have dreamt of depriving you of your moment of triumph. Alas, a moment was all I could spare.
~Sir Percy Blakeney, The Scarlet Pimpernel (1982)


12) I am heartily ashamed of myself, Lizzy. But don't despair, it'll pass; and no doubt more quickly than it should.
~Mr. Bennet, Pride and Prejudice (1995)


13) That's my sister. She's completely bald in front.
~Jo March, Little Women (1994)

14)
Huntsman: View halloo!
Horse: Oh, yes, definitely. A view halloo.
Adorable Irish Fox: View halloo? Faith and begorrah, 'tis them redcoats again!
~Mary Poppins (1964)
(Okay, so this is a children's partially animated movie... but it takes place during the Edwardian era.  Your point?)


15) Mrs. Jennings is a wealthy woman with a married daughter, she has nothing to do but marry off everyone else's.
~Elinor Dashwood, Sense and Sensibility (1995)